Both lives changed forever… Read the rest of this entry »
Archive for the ‘Your Life Sucks’ Category
Male Co-Workers Make Eye Contact Through Crack Of Bathroom Stall Door, Creating Most Awkward Moment In Recorded History
In Your Life Sucks on February 13, 2012 at 9:00 AMReport: Your Mother Had Sex With Your Father
In Your Life Sucks on January 18, 2012 at 9:00 AMAnd you’re busy thinking about it, you freak… Read the rest of this entry »
Male Co-Worker Finds Another Bathroom After Seeing Middle Stall Occupied
In Your Life Sucks on January 4, 2012 at 9:00 AMThe quest to poop in peace… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Man Makes New Year’s Resolution: Be A Prick
In Your Life Sucks on December 30, 2011 at 9:00 AMShould be able to easily carry out resolution… Read the rest of this entry »
AIDS Awareness Week Founded To Make You Aware That You Now Have AIDS
In Your Life Sucks on November 29, 2011 at 9:00 AMSpreading awareness… Read the rest of this entry »
Einstein Biography Allows Pseudo-Intellectuals To Own Book That Says “EINSTEIN” In Huge Letters On Their Bookshelves
In Your Life Sucks on November 16, 2011 at 9:00 AMHas never read the book and never will… Read the rest of this entry »
Entire World Stopping To Coddle, Feel Sorry For Local Man Still Isn’t Enough
In Your Life Sucks on November 3, 2011 at 9:00 AMSelf-pity is addicting… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Man Insistent On Continued Use Of Self-Check-Out Despite Not Knowing What He’s Doing
In Your Life Sucks on October 17, 2011 at 9:00 AMDefeats the purpose of self-check-out… Read the rest of this entry »
Co-worker Still Asks If You Listened To Local Radio Show This Morning Even If You’ve Told Him “No” 147 Straight Times
In Your Life Sucks on October 14, 2011 at 9:00 AMOblivious idiot is oblivious… Read the rest of this entry »
Bachelor’s Cooking Competition Set To Begin This Week: Who’s The Most Pathetic, Who Can Screw Up The Worst?
In Your Life Sucks on October 10, 2011 at 9:00 AM5-time defending champion set to return… Read the rest of this entry »
