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Male Co-Workers Make Eye Contact Through Crack Of Bathroom Stall Door, Creating Most Awkward Moment In Recorded History

In Your Life Sucks on February 13, 2012 at 9:00 AM

Both lives changed forever… Read the rest of this entry »

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Report: Your Mother Had Sex With Your Father

In Your Life Sucks on January 18, 2012 at 9:00 AM

And you’re busy thinking about it, you freak… Read the rest of this entry »

Male Co-Worker Finds Another Bathroom After Seeing Middle Stall Occupied

In Your Life Sucks on January 4, 2012 at 9:00 AM

The quest to poop in peace… Read the rest of this entry »

Local Man Makes New Year’s Resolution: Be A Prick

In Your Life Sucks on December 30, 2011 at 9:00 AM

Should be able to easily carry out resolution… Read the rest of this entry »

AIDS Awareness Week Founded To Make You Aware That You Now Have AIDS

In Your Life Sucks on November 29, 2011 at 9:00 AM

Spreading awareness… Read the rest of this entry »

Einstein Biography Allows Pseudo-Intellectuals To Own Book That Says “EINSTEIN” In Huge Letters On Their Bookshelves

In Your Life Sucks on November 16, 2011 at 9:00 AM

Has never read the book and never will… Read the rest of this entry »

Entire World Stopping To Coddle, Feel Sorry For Local Man Still Isn’t Enough

In Your Life Sucks on November 3, 2011 at 9:00 AM

Self-pity is addicting… Read the rest of this entry »

Local Man Insistent On Continued Use Of Self-Check-Out Despite Not Knowing What He’s Doing

In Your Life Sucks on October 17, 2011 at 9:00 AM

Defeats the purpose of self-check-out… Read the rest of this entry »

Co-worker Still Asks If You Listened To Local Radio Show This Morning Even If You’ve Told Him “No” 147 Straight Times

In Your Life Sucks on October 14, 2011 at 9:00 AM

Oblivious idiot is oblivious… Read the rest of this entry »

Bachelor’s Cooking Competition Set To Begin This Week: Who’s The Most Pathetic, Who Can Screw Up The Worst?

In Your Life Sucks on October 10, 2011 at 9:00 AM

5-time defending champion set to return… Read the rest of this entry »

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