Males now have no idea who they are… Read the rest of this entry »
Archive for the ‘Commercials’ Category
Report: Majority Of American Males Lose Gender Identity After Miller Lite Discontinues “Man Up” Ad Campaign
In Commercials on March 7, 2012 at 9:00 AMLuxury Auto Makers Continue To Advertise Vehicles Careening Wildly Out Of Control
In Commercials, Television on February 27, 2012 at 9:00 AMWant to spend $90,000+ on a car that drifts out of control at the drop of a hat? Read the rest of this entry »
Angry Mob Murders E-Trade Baby
In Commercials, Television on January 23, 2012 at 9:00 AMBrings ad campaign to a merciful end… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Man Has “A Real Shitty Time” Drinking Dr. Pepper
In Commercials on December 15, 2011 at 9:00 AMAs opposed to a real good time… Read the rest of this entry »
Coors Banking On Really Stupid People To Buy Into Latest Ad Campaign Regarding “Super Cold” Cans
In Commercials on August 4, 2011 at 9:00 AMExpanding from original target audience of really, really stupid people… Read the rest of this entry »
Flashback: Beer Companies Flabbergasted by Bud Light’s “Drinkability”
In Commercials, Flashback on July 5, 2011 at 7:30 AMStill think this ad campaign was a good idea… Read the rest of this entry »
Cunty Bartenders In Miller Lite Ads Don’t Care If They Get Tips
In Commercials, Television on May 31, 2011 at 11:00 AMFucking cunts…
Freakishly Fast Elderly Texters In John Hancock Insurance Commercials To Be Studied By Team Of Scientists
In Commercials, Television on May 11, 2011 at 11:00 AMBecause there’s no way someone that old can text 194 words-per-minute… Read the rest of this entry »
Satan Upgrades Hell; 7th Ring Now Includes Music From iPad, UPS Commercials
In Commercials, Television on May 10, 2011 at 11:00 AMTorment and misery efficiency ratings higher than ever… Read the rest of this entry »
VEVO To Now Include Music Videos Among Vast Collection Of Commercials
In Commercials, Internet Culture on May 3, 2011 at 11:00 AMPlease visit our 127 sponsors before reading this article… Read the rest of this entry »
