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Archive for the ‘Breaking News’ Category
Local Dog Agrees To Wear Humiliating Coat Just So He Can Go To The Park
In Breaking News on December 10, 2012 at 6:36 AMPoor boy… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Man Gets Sick Of Playing “Monopoly” And “Scrabble” At Work All Day, Decides To Write Fake News Again
In Breaking News, Internet Culture on November 26, 2012 at 9:10 AMUh, hooray? Read the rest of this entry »
Fake News Blog Calls It Quits, Offers Full Refund To Readers
In Breaking News on April 30, 2012 at 8:40 AMA rough job, but… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Man Enjoys Steak At Denny’s
In Breaking News on April 27, 2012 at 9:00 AMGreat deals to be had… Read the rest of this entry »
Report: Local Walmart Closest Thing On Earth To Mos Eisley Cantina
In Breaking News on April 25, 2012 at 9:00 AMAliens everywhere… Read the rest of this entry »
Texting Student Insists He’s Just Staring At Light-Up Genitals
In Breaking News on April 24, 2012 at 9:00 AMUnique condition that only occurs during boring class… Read the rest of this entry »
Experts Working On Reason To Turn Earth Day Into Reason To Drink Excessively
In Breaking News on April 23, 2012 at 9:00 AMHey why not? Read the rest of this entry »
Dog Owner Has List Of Questions For Dog After Getting Home From Work
In Breaking News on April 19, 2012 at 8:00 AMThorough interrogation… Read the rest of this entry »
Flying Elbow Drop Revives Coma-Stricken Patient
In Breaking News on April 18, 2012 at 9:10 AMMedical research at its finest… Read the rest of this entry »
