A rough job, but…
INTERNET—Some Guy, Editor-in-Chief of fake news blog Some Guy Daily News, is “burnt the fuck out” according to sources, and is taking an indefinite leave of absence.
“To all [three] of my readers,” Some Guy was quoted as saying, “Thanks for sticking around. Thanks for humoring me for reading. I’ve done this every weekday (save a couple holidays) for an entire year now, writing 256 marginally humorous posts of random crap. That is waayyyy too much writing about nothing to no one in particular. I’m finished for now.”
“I understand if you want to get on with the grieving process by re-enacting the Michael Bolton video for ‘How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?’ so as a favor I just went ahead and embedded the video below. Good luck.”
Some Guy proceeded to mount his $21,500 custom-made jetski in his leather wetsuit he borrowed from Trent Reznor and made for the Cayman Islands.