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Archive for March, 2012|Monthly archive page
Big Fat Guy Due To Give Birth To Beer And Hamburgers Any Day Now
In Breaking News on March 29, 2012 at 7:40 AMOr meatloaf, or a vat of gravy, or a bucket of french fries… Read the rest of this entry »
The Onion Sues Rick Santorum For Stealing Material Just By Being Rick Santorum
In Politics on March 28, 2012 at 9:00 AMHe’s a self-parody… Read the rest of this entry »
Taylor Swift’s Ex Actually A Decent Guy
In Music on March 27, 2012 at 9:00 AMDoesn’t warrant dozens of bitter songs about him… Read the rest of this entry »
One Guy Somewhere Hates Adele, Burned Alive
In Internet Culture, Music on March 26, 2012 at 9:00 AMHow dare he… Read the rest of this entry »
Hipster Dresses Mainstream After Learning They’ve Become Mainstream
In Internet Culture on March 23, 2012 at 9:00 AMParadox? Read the rest of this entry »
Tim Tebow Confused Why God Is Punishing Him With New York Jets Trade
In Sports on March 22, 2012 at 9:00 AMNobody deserves that fate… Read the rest of this entry »
Report: Some Guy Daily News enjoys Jameson, is drunk as fuck right now
In Breaking News on March 21, 2012 at 9:00 AMThings… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Dog Hears The Word “Walk” Somewhere
In Breaking News on March 20, 2012 at 9:00 AMPending investigation… Read the rest of this entry »
Study: Confirmed Correlation Between Women Talking, Dog Chewing On Something
In Breaking News on March 19, 2012 at 9:00 AMDogs have to chew, women have to talk… Read the rest of this entry »
