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Archive for February, 2012|Monthly archive page
Oversaturated Amateur Poetry Market Overwhelming Available Demand; Poets May Have To Cut Back
In Internet Culture on February 28, 2012 at 8:00 AMThing within the stuff of pain within suffering of angst of a things that has also suffered with pain… Read the rest of this entry »
Luxury Auto Makers Continue To Advertise Vehicles Careening Wildly Out Of Control
In Commercials, Television on February 27, 2012 at 9:00 AMWant to spend $90,000+ on a car that drifts out of control at the drop of a hat? Read the rest of this entry »
Breaking News: Nationwide Candyland Cheating Scandal Rocks Day-Cares
In Breaking News, Gaming on February 24, 2012 at 9:00 AMShameless, unconscionable cheating out of control… Read the rest of this entry »
DragonForce Guitarist Accidentally Melts Own Face On Stage
In Music on February 23, 2012 at 9:00 AMWhoops? Read the rest of this entry »
Networks Hope To Boost Ratings For Next GOP Debate With Ferocious Blake Griffin Dunks
In Politics, Sports on February 22, 2012 at 9:00 AMOhhhhh, boom-shaka-laka! Read the rest of this entry »
Musician Adam Ant Wondering Why He’s Being Skipped Over When People Wax Nostalgic
In Music on February 21, 2012 at 9:00 AMSlightly bitter… Read the rest of this entry »
Random White Guy Wins Golf Tournament
In Racial Stereotypes, Sports on February 20, 2012 at 9:00 AMWho cares… Read the rest of this entry »
Actress Reese Witherspoon Finding Additional Work As Potato Peeler
In Movies on February 17, 2012 at 9:00 AMWith her razor sharp jaw-line… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Man’s Social Skills Challenged After Running Into Same Person Three Times In Hallway
In Breaking News on February 16, 2012 at 9:00 AMSocial wiz faces biggest test yet… Read the rest of this entry »
