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Apologetic Fans Of “The Hobbit” Ready To Defend Boring, Dull Movie
In Movies on December 14, 2012 at 9:28 AMDave Grohl, Krist Novoselic Dig Up Kurt Cobain’s Corpse To Not Play Nirvana Songs
In Music on December 13, 2012 at 9:00 AMDisappointing… Read the rest of this entry »
Assassin’s Creed IV Set To Take Place In Suburban Wal-Mart Circa Black Friday
In Gaming on December 12, 2012 at 9:00 AMSeries takes a modernized turn… Read the rest of this entry »
Man Argues With Physics, Loses
In Breaking News on December 11, 2012 at 9:26 AMGod damn son of a bitch… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Dog Agrees To Wear Humiliating Coat Just So He Can Go To The Park
In Breaking News on December 10, 2012 at 6:36 AMPoor boy… Read the rest of this entry »
Angus T. Jones Graduates From “Kid From ‘Two And A Half Men’” To “Jesus Freak” In Social Circles
In Television on November 30, 2012 at 8:17 AMWho the hell is Angus T. Jones? Ohh yeah… Read the rest of this entry »
One 47-Year-Old Housewife Somewhere Is “Absolutely Not Sick Of” Call Me Maybe Parody Videos
In Internet Culture on November 29, 2012 at 9:00 AM“They’re just delightful!” Read the rest of this entry »
Soundgarden Reunites To Record 52 Minute Apology For Singer Chris Cornell’s Solo Career
In Music on November 28, 2012 at 9:00 AMSorry, guys… Read the rest of this entry »
ESPN: Andy Reid Is A Car
In Sports on November 27, 2012 at 9:00 AMThat guy! Read the rest of this entry »
Republicans Conspicuously Starting To Wear Sombreros, Eat Tamales To Cater To Hispanic Vote
In Politics, Racial Stereotypes on November 26, 2012 at 10:00 AMAye chihuahua! Read the rest of this entry »
