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Archive for November, 2011|Monthly archive page
Congress Votes To Change National Anthem From “Star Spangled Banner” To “NFL On FOX Theme”
In Politics, Sports on November 30, 2011 at 9:00 AMAIDS Awareness Week Founded To Make You Aware That You Now Have AIDS
In Your Life Sucks on November 29, 2011 at 9:00 AMSpreading awareness… Read the rest of this entry »
Super Nintendo News From 1995: Local Boy Maims Self With SNES Controller After Playing Mega Man X3
In Gaming on November 28, 2011 at 9:00 AMCan you blame him? Read the rest of this entry »
Hipsters Not Sure If It’s Cool Or Not To Like Thanksgiving
In Breaking News on November 23, 2011 at 9:00 AMTries to have it both ways… Read the rest of this entry »
United States To Restart World War II To Accommodate Demand
In Breaking News on November 22, 2011 at 9:00 AMHopes to help sagging economy… Read the rest of this entry »
Really Creepy Picture Of Wikipedia Founder Hopes To Scare You Into Donating
In Internet Culture on November 21, 2011 at 9:00 AMHis message is “I want cash” but his eyes say “I want your soul…” Read the rest of this entry »
God Blatantly Ignores People In Need To Help Tim Tebow Win Football Game
In Sports on November 18, 2011 at 9:00 AMWorks in mysterious ways… Read the rest of this entry »
Username WildLustang69 Actually Only Owns A ’94 Honda Civic, Is Not In Fact A “Lustang”
In Internet Culture on November 17, 2011 at 9:00 AMSelf-identity fraud… Read the rest of this entry »
Einstein Biography Allows Pseudo-Intellectuals To Own Book That Says “EINSTEIN” In Huge Letters On Their Bookshelves
In Your Life Sucks on November 16, 2011 at 9:00 AMHas never read the book and never will… Read the rest of this entry »
Local Man’s Job Primarily Consists Of Pacing Around In A Suit With Worried Look While Pretending To Be On Phone
In Breaking News on November 15, 2011 at 9:00 AMNot actually talking to anyone… Read the rest of this entry »
