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Archive for July, 2011|Monthly archive page
“Cowboys & Aliens” Director To Begin Production On Sequel Titled “Things & Stuff”
In Movies on July 29, 2011 at 10:00 AMDesperate Obama Sends Flowers, Boyz II Men Lyrics To Disenchanted Boehner In Attempt To Reconcile
In Breaking News, Politics on July 28, 2011 at 10:00 AMSpeaker may be insulted President didn’t use Jodeci lyrics… Read the rest of this entry »
Guy Who Sucks At Golf Still Insists On Spending Over $5000 Every Year On Golf Gear
In Breaking News on July 27, 2011 at 10:00 AMInsists on dressing like a professional, can’t break 60 on the local 9-hole par-3… Read the rest of this entry »
22-Year-Old Eager To Make Eventual Funeral Even More Depressing With Playlist
In Internet Culture on July 26, 2011 at 10:00 AM“Never ever underestimate how important and unique a 20something American considers his or her life to be relative to the rest of the universe.” Read the rest of this entry »
Rage Against The Machine & Fans Fearlessly Continue To Overestimate Importance Despite Ignorance, Apathy
In Music on July 25, 2011 at 10:00 AMOblivious to becoming the very “Machine” they rage against… Read the rest of this entry »
Capcom Announces Plans To Develop “Street Fighter Alpha Omega Zero 3000 Rainbow Ultimate Super Delta Disco Dream Miracle Dragon Sleeper Fire Wizard Part IX, the Sequel vs. Marvel”
In Gaming on July 22, 2011 at 10:00 AMFresh off the heels of Street Fighter Burning Hammer Torch Destiny Creator Serpentine Cock Fucker 4X Turbo Ultimate Edition… Read the rest of this entry »
Fan Meets Tori Amos, Will Never Sleep Again Due To Endless Nightmares
In Music on July 21, 2011 at 10:00 AMTroll-like Amos terrifying nation… Read the rest of this entry »
Minnesota To Residents: Fuck You
In Breaking News, Your Life Sucks on July 20, 2011 at 10:00 AMTells citizens to get fucked by providing non-stop shitty weather… Read the rest of this entry »
Tumblr User Baffled By Vast Unfollowing After Posting 2,489 Things In Two Minutes
In Internet Culture on July 19, 2011 at 10:00 AMHasn’t stopped her from posting random bullshit non-stop… Read the rest of this entry »
Sicilian Sues For Discrimination; Plaintiff’s Lawyer Says ‘Fucking Sicilians’
In Racial Stereotypes on July 18, 2011 at 10:00 AM“Only a fucking Sicilian would sue about something like this…” Read the rest of this entry »
