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Archive for May, 2011|Monthly archive page
Cunty Bartenders In Miller Lite Ads Don’t Care If They Get Tips
In Commercials, Television on May 31, 2011 at 11:00 AMLocal Man To Celebrate Memorial Day By Playing LittleBigPlanet, Jerking Off, Sleeping
In Your Life Sucks on May 27, 2011 at 9:00 AMMay be able to fit Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and Super Mario Galaxy 2 into schedule… Read the rest of this entry »
Reznor, Morrissey To Co-Direct, Co-Star In Stage Production Of “Singin’ In The Rain”
In Music on May 26, 2011 at 11:00 AMDetermined to “end the sadness”… Read the rest of this entry »
Every Professional Athlete Insistent That “You Know”
In Sports on May 25, 2011 at 11:00 AM“You know, uh, just gotta go out and uh, you know? Make plays, you know?” Read the rest of this entry »
Roommate Has No Idea Why Beer Is Missing
In Your Life Sucks on May 24, 2011 at 11:00 AMMore than half a case of Milwaukee’s Best disappears… Read the rest of this entry »
Something Fishy Store Owner Shamefully Admits Name Only A Pun, Shuts Down Store
In Breaking News on May 23, 2011 at 11:00 AMTired of living a lie… Read the rest of this entry »
Judgment Day To Be Immediately Followed By Misjudgment Day
In Breaking News, Internet Culture on May 20, 2011 at 11:00 AMThe Rapture followed by The Indifference… Read the rest of this entry »
Head Coach Caught In Yet Another Embarrassing Mid-Coach Pose
In Sports on May 19, 2011 at 11:00 AMNot actually a spastic retard despite how he may appear… Read the rest of this entry »
Singer Justin Bieber Modest About Sexual Conquests
In Internet Culture, Music on May 18, 2011 at 11:00 AM“I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, [no condoms]…” Read the rest of this entry »
Every Single Joke Available Already Made About Arnold Schwarzenegger Knocking Up Former Staffer
In Breaking News, Internet Culture on May 17, 2011 at 10:45 AMWho is your daddy, and what does he do? Read the rest of this entry »
